Tuesday 25 July 2023

Kachori, Elephant and Castle


There's a lot to be said about the redevelopment/regeneration/whitewashing (delete as applicable) of Elephant and Castle, and I am singularly unqualified to say it. I'm not trying to avoid the issue (honest), but am very aware that having nothing invested in the old place and being hardly a frequent visitor, I just don't know whether the old 60s shopping centre was worth saving or whether the new public spaces, footpaths, cycleways and - yes - fancy bars and restaurants are a net benefit to the community. All I will say is that they wanted to knock the Barbican down, too, in the 80s - and just look at it now.


Anyway it's hardly Kachori's fault that they are where they are. Like a number of interesting, independent businesses here and in Vauxhall they're taking advantage of artificially low rates while the residential properties above and around are on the market, until such a time they're all sold and Kachori and the like can be kicked out to make way for a branch of Zizzi's or Wagamama. At least, I'm assuming that's the plan.


But although it's very easy to be cynical about the area as a whole, the experience at Kachori is so utterly charming you can easily put aside worries about gentrification and the eviction of traditional communities while you nibble on your mini poppadums and house chutneys. The people involved are ex-Gymkhana which comes across very clearly in the DNA of the menu, and the quality of the food and drink offering - this is all brilliant stuff, at prices that reflect the ambition of the kitchen without being unreasonable.


Guinea fowl tikka is the second superb guinea fowl dish I have been lucky enough to try this month, the other being a classic French version at the Beehive in Berkshire. Maybe it's just very easy to make this bird sing, or maybe - and more likely - they were just two very good restaurants. Beneath a deep, rich spice mix was a wonderfully soft and moreish boned leg, with just the right level of fat and a gentle charring from the tandoor. Great stuff.


"Bikaneri raj Kachori" was a single giant puri filled with tamarind and yoghurt and bung beans, and scattered with pomegranete seeds and pea shoots. Breaking it apart into bitesize chunks proved a rather difficult - and messy - task, but we were rewarded with a lovely fresh starter full of crunch and colour, well worth the effort.


Lamb chops - I am duty-bound to order lamb chops in any Indian restaurant - were also pretty much perfect, with another deliriously good spice mix and a nice crunchy char from the grill. They also, crucially, had a bit of a bite - I don't mind the super-soft cut-with-a-spoon texture that some places offer, I just think I want my lamb to fight back a bit. Makes the whole experience a lot more fun.


"Lahshuni Jheenga" was a dish of three shell-on king prawns, crisped up on the grill but with a nice firm texture, served with a refreshing avocado raita thing. And OK yes, £20 is a lot to pay for three prawns, but they were good, and good seafood is never cheap.


Naans, as you might hope for an expect somewhere like this, were tip-top too, all bubbly and bouncy with a delicate pastry-like texture. They were very useful for mopping up the leftover sauce from an excellent butter chicken dish, which used thigh meat instead of the more usual breast for a more interesting bite.


Service - with the usual caveats applying about service on invites - didn't put a foot wrong, and managed to be attentive as well as enthusiastic about the food and drinks they were offering. It also, impressively, didn't slow down as the room filled up - as by the end of our dinner every single table in the room was taken. Not bad, really, for a new restaurant in a reshuffled part of town. Oh and this is a chai masala creme brulee with summer fruits, and a lovely little thing it was too.


So whether you let the Elephant in the room (or in this case, the room in the Elephant) steer your judgement or not, in the end, objectively, Kachori is a very good restaurant, and if I'm here to do only one job it's to report that. An ambitious, regional Indian menu from ex-Gymkhana was always going to impress, but we should never lose sight of the fact that just because they make it look easy, doesn't mean it's necessarily a done deal. I enjoyed Kachori very much, and I can see myself going back. Maybe I'm part of the problem.

8/10

I was invited to Kachori and didn't see a bill. Expect to pay about £70/head with cocktails and wine.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you go to a restaurant and don’t pay, with hospitality in the state it’s in right now, you definitely are part of the problem.

Chris Pople said...

They invited me, I didn't just turn up and refuse to pay!

Heloise said...

Possibly the first time I've seen "translucent" (sic) used as an insult.

Anonymous said...

Weapons grade missing the point here. This is about you leeching freebies off an industry facing ruin, which you know full well.

Chris Pople said...

Accusing me of 'leeching freebies' by accepting a free meal is like giving someone your wallet then accusing them of pickpocketing you. Nobody is being forced to do anything they don't want to. The restaurant - any restaurant - is able to make the calculation that the benefit in publicity is worth the cost of a table for 2. Ideally - whether or not this works out in the end, and it's quite a tricky thing to measure anyway - it should be a net benefit to both parties.

Which I'm sure *you* know full well.

Heloise said...

I don't really have a dog in this race because I don't blog and the only freebies I've had in restaurants have involved puddings and birthdays. I do, however, know businesses and why they offer freebies: to advertise wares that are either new and under the radar or old and getting forgotten. We do it at my company. The cost-benefit maths are quite carefully worked out for these marketing exercises and it's rather rude to imply - as Anonymous does - that businesses don't know what they are doing or that freebies are some sort of desperate last measure. Businesses know when they are throwing good money after bad and are usually sensible enough to avoid it.

With special regard to Chris accepting a freebie, he has a large readership and is giving a fair assessment of a place he (and by extension we) would otherwise not have heard of. As he says: a net benefit to both parties.

moi said...

Worth pointing out too that TimeOut also happened to review Kachori this week, presumably on a similar invite, and hasn't flagged their meal as comped.

Comped meals are not unusual. Chris' dedication to highlighting his freebies is.

Pleb said...

I think most people realise that Chris isn't going around begging for freebies and that invites are exactly that, the restaurant reaching out to him and asking him to dine at their establishment for free in exchange for an online review.

This does raise another issue though which I think the other anonymous was alluding to: how honest is the review score when the meal is comped? Would you really give a restaurant a low score and a bad review if they've invited you? Not much in it for the restaurant if they invite someone for dinner only to then get slated online!

I think there's a tendency for some people to take a review with a pinch of salt if it includes the caveat "I was invited".

If a comped meal was truly bad, Chris, what would you do - put up a bad review? Have mercy and put up an "okay" review? Or simply not post any review at all?

Chris Pople said...

Pleb: A good question, and one I get asked a lot.

Pre-Covid, I would write any invite up, good or bad, hence posts like this:

https://cheesenbiscuits.blogspot.com/2016/08/the-forest-side-grasmere.html
https://cheesenbiscuits.blogspot.com/2013/07/the-restaurant-at-playboy-club-mayfair.html

I never guarantee a good (or any) review in return for an invite, but the invites back then in the early days of online restaurant PR were so random (I mean I was never really going to enjoy a burger in a strip club) that you got the impression they were just looking for *any* publicity and weren't paying too close attention to the actual words.

The couple of years after Covid I didn't put up bad reviews of any kind - with staff missing, supply lines disrupted and everyone having to cope with ludicrous one-way systems it didn't seem fair to point out anywhere struggling.

More recently, I've started doing less than complimentary reviews again:

https://cheesenbiscuits.blogspot.com/2023/02/the-fat-crab-clapham.html

and invited ones too:

https://cheesenbiscuits.blogspot.com/2023/06/bossa-marylebone.html

...as some kind of normality (and lazy international chef cash-ins) have returned. But the simple fact is, thanks to relationships with some very good PRs and a more general appreciation of who likes what, I very rarely get invited to bad restaurants, and if I am, I'm getting better at recognising it from a scan of a menu before I accept. In this case, from the fact of it being set up by ex-Gymkhana people and a read of the menu, I knew I was going to love Kachori, and I did. Only very occasionally have I been invited somewhere that looks good on paper and it's been a complete disaster and I've not written it up, but that's generally been because they've lost their head chef the day before, or they'd sent me the wrong menu or - on one memorable occasion - I was left waiting for 45 minutes in reception because they couldn't find my booking and couldn't get through to the PR company who'd invited me. And I was in no mood to enjoy my evening after that.

But long story short, the scores are always accurate and judged by the same criteria no matter if invited or paid for.

Anonymous said...

Big up Chris! Your reviews are consistent and brilliant. Don’t listen to the haters (who don’t understand how PR works, fancy that).

Alex said...

Yeah just wanted to chip in as well as someone who has read your blog for many years now, that the above criticism seems very unwarranted - restaurants arent children that you can trick in to giving you free stuff because the poor little guys dont understand how the world works, comping meals in exchange for valuable publicity is a business decision, nothing more or less than that. How its leeching anything I have absolutely no idea.

Zarathustra said...

I think "bung beans" are a sex toy.